Interesting and well written copy to go here
It will strike the perfect, concise balance between self-depreciation and self-assurance.
Knowing me, it will probably mention how many awards I've won and definitely won't have any typos..
It might bring up that I was Global Head of Copy in Ogilvy Interactive, Paris or when I worked for the Queen. But I doubt it would go on about it.
And i'd never ask you to read this.